Stinky's Got Merch

Stinky's Got Merch
Welcome to Stinky's Art Class. We have the best students in the world. Today's video is showing you Stinky's new merch.
Good morning people and welcome to Stinky's Art Class where he has the best students in the world!

Today I'm going to give you an update, but before I do that I want to say if you're not in my class, but you want to be in my class you can join my class. I'm on TikTok and YouTube, but I need a thousand followers to make that money. I'm on Instagram, but nobody knows me. I'm on OpenSea and I'm on Twitter, but I'm banned on Twitter for starting an art revolution.
So class, I know Stinky be talking it up. Stinky be saying all kinds of things and people be wondering if Stinky's for real. Well, guess what? Today's the day. Stinky's gonna come through. I think he's down bad, but Stinky came through. Stinky be talking about merch a lot and today's the day. Stinky got some merch.
Okay, do you remember my lesson on how to draw a caterpillar? If you watch that lesson, this guy's gonna look a little bit familiar to you. That was my caterpillar. I got it put on a T-shirt. So, let's go ahead and do an open reveal. Now, I'm gonna open this T-shirt and you can see it. Now, I only have money for five T-shirts, but these are good, high quality T-shirts. They're brand new, see? Let me open that up. See that T-shirt? You got one of Stinky's caterpillars on it. See, this is good stuff. See that caterpillar on there?
Okay class, I only got five of these, but I want to know if anybody wants one. Okay, I got one, I just opened it. I got two, three, four, five. I got five caterpillar merch T-shirts and I'm gonna give these out to my best students. So, if you're one of my best students and you want me to mail this T-shirt to you free, no charge. Usually I charge money for it, but I ain't got no bank to put my money in. So, I can't really take your money right now. So, I'm just gonna have to give it away. I'm real excited, as you can tell.
I think this is pretty epic. Do you think that's pretty epic? Huh? Let's see, I don't even know where my caterpillar drawing is right now. Okay, here it is. Stinky's Art Class, how to draw a caterpillar. Now, if you haven't watched this lesson, you need to watch it. You gotta watch this lesson and then you're gonna have to watch it to get this T-shirt. Okay, now let's see here, class. If you want to get this free T-shirt, you're gonna have to send me your information. Okay, you're gonna have to give it to stinkysartclass@gmail.com.
Okay, can you see that? I need your name and address and I'll send you the free T-shirt. Okay, this is for real. I'm not playing around. Stinky's finally got his merch. So, if you want this epic T-shirt that Stinky made, then email me. It took me a long time to get that money, but I want my students to get some merch.
You students want a close-up again right? There it is. Look at this guy, he's pretty good. He's a pretty good caterpillar. So, if you want to get that free merch, you got to email me your name and address. I only got five of them, so the first five that see it, go get it. Okay, I know the first five is going to be my A+ students. Okay, I know who you are, but I got more merch coming if this works good.
Okay class, one last look. There it is. See what Stinky did? Stinky's very innovative. Okay, so I hope you enjoy this update today. I got a couple more. I know it's not many, but it's all got. So, if you want this merch, you gotta email me. Okay, thanks class. You're the best students in the world.
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