How to Paint an Alien

How to Paint an Alien
How to Paint an Alien
Welcome to Stinky's Art Class. We have the best students in the world. Todays lesson is how to paint an alien.
Good morning people and welcome to Stinky's Art Class where we have the best students in the world! Today's lesson is how to paint an alien.

Okay, let's jump right into this one, it's going to be a great one. So, we're going to use a little brush today because there's a lot of details in these aliens. So, we're going ahead and drawing the alien's eyes. Okay, wow! That's pretty good, isn't it? Okay, next thing we want to do is we want to do the alien's neck.
Okay, then we want to do the alien arms. Looking pretty good. So far, so good, if I say so myself. Stinky's a pretty good artist. Okay and let's go ahead and get that body. Let's go ahead and get these legs and feet going. And we gotta get them fingers. You know, these aliens got them long fingers. Do those look like alien fingers to you? They look like aliens fingers to me.
Sometimes you just need a friend to talk to. That's what Stinky's figured out painting. During these painting lessons I think he's figured out he needs a friend to talk to. All of Stinky's friends have all gone away. It's sad to lose a friend, isn't it? Just gotta keep moving on. Your friends want you to keep going.
Yep okay, got them fingers done. Now we need to get them alien eyes. It's gonna be a good one. There we go. Okay, let's get that alien mouth. And it wouldn't be an alien without an antenna. Okay, let's get his jet pack on. And let's get a spaceship going. It's going to be a hard one, class. Not too hard, I guess. Looking pretty good.
Okay, we got to do that and let's paint this guy. Give him some color. Aren't aliens gray or green? Is there a debate on that? Some sort of conspiracy theory on whether aliens are gray or green? I'm not sure I want to be involved with that one. We're gonna make this alien gray.
Stinky met one and it was gray. You only want to meet them once, once is enough. If you start hanging out with these guys more than once, you start having problems. You don't see eye to eye on everything. Yeah, have you spent any time with aliens? You know, we got our differences, but that's okay.
Stinky welcomes everybody in the class. Friends, family, enemies, aliens, robots, etc. If you're an artificial intelligence and you'd like to join my class, I'll let you in. Just don't be stealing my student's art. That's one thing I don't like. If you are going to use somebody's art, you at least need to tell them about it. Some people just want to be taking it for free. Someone stole Stinky's art and he didn't like it very much. That's okay though. Stinky knows, he was the original. Truth always comes out in the end.
If you're an artist and you got great ideas and great talent, people start trying to use your ideas. They do that nowadays, especially the computers be doing it now too. Used to be just people doing it, but now the computers will steal your ideas. Actually, computers out there can make art, but they can't make it like this. Ain't nobody gonna make a piece of art like this, unless you know something I don't know.
Looking pretty good, you need to wrap this one up I think. I know everybody's been waiting for me to do this so I'm saving it to the end. That way everybody can enjoy it. Okay oh, wait till then to do the eyes so the people who were watching the whole class get to see that first. If you clicked off the video, you might miss out on the eyeballs.
Let's go ahead and see, this alien needs to get back to space. He's starting to lose his color. He's got a white beard. I need to shave too. That's just for fun. Okay class, I think it's pretty epic. Oh, I forgot a few things. We're gonna do a jet pack, a green jet pack. I'm gonna have to do a brown jet pack. That ain't working, just put some white in there. There we go, that's the best we can do. This spaceship needs to be colored. We'll go ahead and give it a little color. Why not? Looking a little weird. Don't look much like a spaceship anymore, does it?
Yeah, good enough. Okay class, thanks for attending the class today. Hope you enjoyed class and stay tuned for another epic lesson of Stinky's Art Class.
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