How to Paint a Frog
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How to Paint a Frog
Welcome to Stinky's Art Class. We have the best students in the world. Todays lesson is how to paint a frog.
Good morning people and welcome to Stinky's Art Class where we have the best students in the world. Today's lesson is how to paint a frog.
All right, I know this is a pretty epic lesson, so stay tuned. First thing you want to do is you want to draw the frog's head. Now, this is the most complicated part. This frog's got a big head. Okay and I didn't have enough paint right here. And then frogs have a big mouth to catch bugs and flies. And we've got to draw a big, open mouth.
Okay, I think that's looking pretty good for a frog's head. And next thing we need to do is draw the frog's eyes. I'm going to draw big eyes. Okay, then we gotta draw the frog's body. Now, this is the difficult part. Frog's got big bodies.
Okay, they have big frog legs, so you gotta draw those in. Okay and then you gotta draw the jumper legs. I got the wrong brush for black, it's too big. He's having a hard time here. I think he's going to switch paint brushes to see if that helps Stinky. Oh yeah, much better.
And this frog is struggling today. Let's see if we can do this. The frog's tongue. Maybe that'll give us an easier time. Okay, there we go. Sometimes things just don't go quite the way you want it to. And so keep working, things get better.
Okay, let's go ahead and give this frog some color. Okay, what color frog do we want to make? Oh, good idea! Green! Stinky's talking to himself, he feels like he's going crazy. But, I know I got students watching this. I think he's just trying to make it fun. I think he's just trying to make art fun again. You know, you have people trying to make art no fun. You know, they have these computers that make the art now and you don't even have to do anything. Stinky don't know about that. How can it be art if it's made by a robot? Stinky don't understand that. Stinky thinks that humans should be doing the art, not robots, but that's just me. I don't want to put my opinions on anybody.
I think he's just here to have fun. Think you really need to get some more paint though. I think he'd like some more colors. And it's been bugging me, class. This only having three legs. We need one more leg. Let's do a leg over here. Let's do his foot over there. Kind of a weird looking frog, but it's it's about the art, you know? You can have a leg going wherever you want it to.
Have you ever seen Picasso? He don't make no sense, does he? Yep, that looks much better with that leg. Okay class, I think I need to do a fly in there. You can tell this frog's been eating. You're looking pretty healthy. Okay, let's do a little fly. Let's go ahead and give them a little bit of this. There, he got sucked in. Okay class, I know this was a little bit longer of a lesson, but I just want you to see this guy. He's pretty cool, isn't he?
All right class, thank you for joining the class today. Thank you to all my students, really appreciate all you do for the class. And if you're not a student in the class and you'd like to get busy on some art, you can join my class. I'm on TikTok and YouTube. I need a thousand followers. And on Instagram, but nobody knows me. I'm on OpenSea and Twitter, but I'm banned on Twitter, so good luck with that. Okay class, thanks for joining this epic lesson of a how to paint a frog. Hope you enjoyed it, class dismissed.
Welcome to Stinky's Art Class. We have the best students in the world. Todays lesson is how to paint a frog.
Good morning people and welcome to Stinky's Art Class where we have the best students in the world. Today's lesson is how to paint a frog.
All right, I know this is a pretty epic lesson, so stay tuned. First thing you want to do is you want to draw the frog's head. Now, this is the most complicated part. This frog's got a big head. Okay and I didn't have enough paint right here. And then frogs have a big mouth to catch bugs and flies. And we've got to draw a big, open mouth.
Okay, I think that's looking pretty good for a frog's head. And next thing we need to do is draw the frog's eyes. I'm going to draw big eyes. Okay, then we gotta draw the frog's body. Now, this is the difficult part. Frog's got big bodies.
Okay, they have big frog legs, so you gotta draw those in. Okay and then you gotta draw the jumper legs. I got the wrong brush for black, it's too big. He's having a hard time here. I think he's going to switch paint brushes to see if that helps Stinky. Oh yeah, much better.
And this frog is struggling today. Let's see if we can do this. The frog's tongue. Maybe that'll give us an easier time. Okay, there we go. Sometimes things just don't go quite the way you want it to. And so keep working, things get better.
Okay, let's go ahead and give this frog some color. Okay, what color frog do we want to make? Oh, good idea! Green! Stinky's talking to himself, he feels like he's going crazy. But, I know I got students watching this. I think he's just trying to make it fun. I think he's just trying to make art fun again. You know, you have people trying to make art no fun. You know, they have these computers that make the art now and you don't even have to do anything. Stinky don't know about that. How can it be art if it's made by a robot? Stinky don't understand that. Stinky thinks that humans should be doing the art, not robots, but that's just me. I don't want to put my opinions on anybody.
I think he's just here to have fun. Think you really need to get some more paint though. I think he'd like some more colors. And it's been bugging me, class. This only having three legs. We need one more leg. Let's do a leg over here. Let's do his foot over there. Kind of a weird looking frog, but it's it's about the art, you know? You can have a leg going wherever you want it to.
Have you ever seen Picasso? He don't make no sense, does he? Yep, that looks much better with that leg. Okay class, I think I need to do a fly in there. You can tell this frog's been eating. You're looking pretty healthy. Okay, let's do a little fly. Let's go ahead and give them a little bit of this. There, he got sucked in. Okay class, I know this was a little bit longer of a lesson, but I just want you to see this guy. He's pretty cool, isn't he?
All right class, thank you for joining the class today. Thank you to all my students, really appreciate all you do for the class. And if you're not a student in the class and you'd like to get busy on some art, you can join my class. I'm on TikTok and YouTube. I need a thousand followers. And on Instagram, but nobody knows me. I'm on OpenSea and Twitter, but I'm banned on Twitter, so good luck with that. Okay class, thanks for joining this epic lesson of a how to paint a frog. Hope you enjoyed it, class dismissed.