How to Draw a Pizza
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How to Draw a Pizza
Welcome to Stinky's Art Class. We have the best students in the world. Todays lesson is how to draw a pizza.
Good morning people. Welcome to Stinky's Art Class where we have the best students in the world! Today's lesson is how to draw pizza.
I thought this would be a great lesson for my students today. Maybe we can have a pizza party. All right, let's jump right in. We're just going to do a slice of pizza today. I think that sounds like a great lesson.
So let's go ahead and let's do the crust. I like to start with the crust. Okay, there's the crust. And then this one's going to be a really cheesy pizza. So let's go ahead and do the cheese. Wow, that looks like a pretty straight line doesn't it? We're going to have to fix that up.
And let's do this a little bit better. And let's do the pepperoni pizza. I know everybody in class likes pizza, don't they? And let's do the cheese. With all of the cheese and, some sauce. You need to do some sauce. Yeah and then, parmesan. You like parmesan on your pizza?
Let's make these pepperonis look a little bit more yummy. There we go. The pepperonis are looking good. Maybe some grease on there. Cheese is hanging off. That looks like a good pizza. Okay, last, let's do, I don't know, class. I'm trying to think here. Just like a piece of floating pizza. We got to think of the perspective of all the canvas that we have. We don't want to waste any canvas.
You know, Stinky be using this cardboard here for canvas. Look at this. This is just on cardboard, you know. Look at this. Yeah, it's just cardboard that I find. And I'm using it for my art. Like I'm saving the world. I don't know why I don't get a lot of, you know what? Just talking about, you know?
You know, saving the environment like Stinky. It seems like a lot of companies that do their recycling and trash, they be talking about me. But maybe they don't know about me, but it's okay. Stinky's not trying to get famous.
People be saying, "Stinky, you're just doing this because you want a Lamborghini." I don't need a Lamborghini. I want my students to get the Lamborghini. You know, if my students make their art really good, you know, they become famous. Sheesh then they can buy the Lamborghinis.
Wow, that hand looks like an optical illusion, doesn't it? That's the pinky, Stinky pizza. Oh, Stinky is eating the pizza from the crust backwards. I like to draw stinky cheese. Stinky taking a bite out of that. Unfortunately class, we don't have enough canvas.
Let's just go ahead and let's add a few little extra bonuses. And, then we'll call it a class. Stinky's eating like he's pulling that pizza. He's pulling that pizza and he's pulling the pizza in. Stinky is going to eat it right here. A big bite out of it. See?
Well, the art historians are going to have a time interpreting this. All right, oh well. I'm sorry, class. I'm going to need just a few more seconds. Let's go ahead and put a big Rolex on Stinky. What do you think a big Rolex on Stinky's wrist is? Pizza. Not quite yet.
Stinky ain't got no money for a Rolex. Stinky would like a watch someday. All right, sounds good, class. I hope you enjoyed this lesson on the pizza. And this hand. I used a little bit of art history in it. I leaned upon the great masters of Cubism. I did it Pablo Picasso style again on the hand.
So I hope you enjoyed that. And, hope you enjoyed a pizza. Get yourself a slice of pizza today. You know, it's Saturday. Go get a piece of pizza. Take a big chunky bite out of the crust, and then you can eat it however you want. Just here's what I say, "take a big chunky bite out of your crust of your pizza." When you're at your party tonight, take a big bite out of your crunchy crust. This one is for Stinky. All right, class dismissed.
Welcome to Stinky's Art Class. We have the best students in the world. Todays lesson is how to draw a pizza.
Good morning people. Welcome to Stinky's Art Class where we have the best students in the world! Today's lesson is how to draw pizza.
I thought this would be a great lesson for my students today. Maybe we can have a pizza party. All right, let's jump right in. We're just going to do a slice of pizza today. I think that sounds like a great lesson.
So let's go ahead and let's do the crust. I like to start with the crust. Okay, there's the crust. And then this one's going to be a really cheesy pizza. So let's go ahead and do the cheese. Wow, that looks like a pretty straight line doesn't it? We're going to have to fix that up.
And let's do this a little bit better. And let's do the pepperoni pizza. I know everybody in class likes pizza, don't they? And let's do the cheese. With all of the cheese and, some sauce. You need to do some sauce. Yeah and then, parmesan. You like parmesan on your pizza?
Let's make these pepperonis look a little bit more yummy. There we go. The pepperonis are looking good. Maybe some grease on there. Cheese is hanging off. That looks like a good pizza. Okay, last, let's do, I don't know, class. I'm trying to think here. Just like a piece of floating pizza. We got to think of the perspective of all the canvas that we have. We don't want to waste any canvas.
You know, Stinky be using this cardboard here for canvas. Look at this. This is just on cardboard, you know. Look at this. Yeah, it's just cardboard that I find. And I'm using it for my art. Like I'm saving the world. I don't know why I don't get a lot of, you know what? Just talking about, you know?
You know, saving the environment like Stinky. It seems like a lot of companies that do their recycling and trash, they be talking about me. But maybe they don't know about me, but it's okay. Stinky's not trying to get famous.
People be saying, "Stinky, you're just doing this because you want a Lamborghini." I don't need a Lamborghini. I want my students to get the Lamborghini. You know, if my students make their art really good, you know, they become famous. Sheesh then they can buy the Lamborghinis.
Wow, that hand looks like an optical illusion, doesn't it? That's the pinky, Stinky pizza. Oh, Stinky is eating the pizza from the crust backwards. I like to draw stinky cheese. Stinky taking a bite out of that. Unfortunately class, we don't have enough canvas.
Let's just go ahead and let's add a few little extra bonuses. And, then we'll call it a class. Stinky's eating like he's pulling that pizza. He's pulling that pizza and he's pulling the pizza in. Stinky is going to eat it right here. A big bite out of it. See?
Well, the art historians are going to have a time interpreting this. All right, oh well. I'm sorry, class. I'm going to need just a few more seconds. Let's go ahead and put a big Rolex on Stinky. What do you think a big Rolex on Stinky's wrist is? Pizza. Not quite yet.
Stinky ain't got no money for a Rolex. Stinky would like a watch someday. All right, sounds good, class. I hope you enjoyed this lesson on the pizza. And this hand. I used a little bit of art history in it. I leaned upon the great masters of Cubism. I did it Pablo Picasso style again on the hand.
So I hope you enjoyed that. And, hope you enjoyed a pizza. Get yourself a slice of pizza today. You know, it's Saturday. Go get a piece of pizza. Take a big chunky bite out of the crust, and then you can eat it however you want. Just here's what I say, "take a big chunky bite out of your crust of your pizza." When you're at your party tonight, take a big bite out of your crunchy crust. This one is for Stinky. All right, class dismissed.