How to Draw a Burger

How to Draw a Burger
How to Draw a Burger
Welcome to Stinky's Art Class. We have the best students in the world. Todays lesson is how to draw a burger.
Good morning people and welcome to Stinky's Art Class where we have the best students in the world! Okay class, today's lesson is how to draw a burger.

Okay, who are my burger people in here? I know I got a lot of pizza people, but who's my burger people? Who eats the burgers? Okay, let's go ahead and let's jump in. There's a reason why I'm asking about the burger people it's because I know there's some debate. Do you put the pickles and the lettuce together or the tomatoes and the lettuce? Do you put the pickles in the cheese or the cheese and the meat? I need people to tell me how you build your burger.
Okay, let's start out with the buns. There's some people that like the buns. Okay this is the bun. Okay now, Stinky is gonna put the cheese right here. Okay Stinky does the cheese. He doesn't really do the Swiss cheese, but I thought it would be fun to put a little Swiss right there. What Stinky does is he puts the burger next, I think he puts the meat.
Okay, listen to me, this is real meat. This is not kangaroo meat, that's real meat, buffalo meat. And Stinky does the cheese, the meat, and then Stinky does this sauce. Okay and you know what stinky does next? The pickles. Stinky's gonna do his pickles next okay? Okay people be freaking out, don't be freaking out people.
Okay I know Stinky may not be doing the burger the way you do it, but this is the way Stinky does it. Okay, now people, calm down I don't want to create controversy. I don't want to get banned from this place like I got banned on Twitter. They need to free Stinky on Twitter. I put my tomatoes next, my bun, my cheese, my meat, my pickles, my sauce, my tomatoes, and then class, I put my lettuce.
Okay, do I have anybody that's disagreeing with me? Do I have any people disagreeing? Am I doing it wrong? And then Stinky's gonna do the bun and it's a fancy bun, it's got onions. Okay, that's a Stinky burger. Class, if I open up a restaurant called "Stinky Burgers" would you come eat there? Okay, give me some feedback. How do you make your burgers? Did I violate any rules?
I know some people are very passionate about the way they do their burgers. And if you're passionate about the way you do your burgers, I want you to put that kind of passion into your art because if you put that passion, you know, into your art like those people that are freaking out about the way you put burgers together. You're going to be successful so keep working on your art. Keep doing good and let me know how you do your burger. Okay class, stay tuned for another epic lesson from Stinky's Art Class. Class dismissed.
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